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Funniest advice from kids - our Top Ten!

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Kids are always saying the funniest things: sometimes they have us in stitches and sometimes their advice seems wise beyond their years. You’ve sent us some terrific things your kids have said, and our members have been busy rating them. Now we’re uploading the very best ones every week. So, sit back, put your feet up and prepare to be charmed… and remember, you can submit your own and check back next week to see if you made it through!

Jack, age 5
Mummy, how are people generated?
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Aidan, age 7
If you fall and hurt yourself cover it with a plaster and Germany. (We think he meant Germolene!)
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Frank, age 3
After Frank banged his elbow my Dad said 'Aww did you hit your funny bone?' Frank was not amused and said 'No, it's my nice bone.'
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Leto, age 4
So, Mum, what is at the centre of the universe?
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Eve, age 9
Mum, can I have all your stuff when you die? Please?
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Jessica, age 5
Mum, can we please have summer next year?
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Jack, age 6
Mummy, I'd like to be a fire-fighter when I grow up. No, actually, a cockroach.
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Henry, age 3
I don't want a dog. I want a dinosaur.
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Maria, age 7
Kissing looks like people chewing some food together.
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Timmy, age 7
It's ok if they have a nice house, blond hair is nice as well.
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