"Mum, can we please have summer next year?" - Jessica, age 5
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"Mummy, I'd like to be a fire-fighter when I grow up. No, actually, a cockroach." - Jack, age 6
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"So, Mum, what is at the centre of the universe?" - Leto, age 4
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"If you fall and hurt yourself cover it with a plaster and Germany.
(We think he meant Germolene!)" - Aidan, age 7
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"Mummy, how are people generated?" - Jack, age 5
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"After Frank banged his elbow my Dad said 'Aww did you hit your funny bone?'
Frank was not amused and said 'No, it's my nice bone.' " - Frank, age 3
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"Mum, can I have all your stuff when you die? Please?" - Eve, age 9
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"I don't want a dog. I want a dinosaur." - Henry, age 3
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"If the people are wearing red trousers that means they are married." - Jason, age 4
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"It's ok if they have a nice house, blond hair is nice as well." - Timmy, age 7
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"I’d like to marry mummy. And then I’d like to marry grandma, and then Anya from nursery…" - John, age 4
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"You can buy a paper with lots of names, then you have to send a ring to all the people in it." - Shane, age 7
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"There is a big man who points a stick at two people, if its you, you have to marry that person straight away." - Yvonne, age 6
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"By seeing how much money they can give you for your birthday." - Joby, age 5
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"My aunty said she was walking on air after her date, I tried it but hurt my foot when I fell off the chair." - Vallis, age 9
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"They look at each other in a funny way and talk with their mouths full." - Peter, age 8
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"They talk and then have dinner, after that I think they have kids" - Gracie, age 6
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"People who are married fold their arms a lot and look mean." - Angela, age 5
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"They ask them the time and see if they have a womans watch on their hand." - Jack, age 5
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"Kissing looks like people chewing some food together." - Maria, age 7
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