http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy.aspx First time dad, over 30, (getting scarily close to 40) London based, seeks understanding audience to regale with tales of derring-do, ultra-absorbent nappies and strategies for dealing with scary-looking health visitors...en-gb http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/Down-and-out-in-Walthamstow.aspx She’s here! Oh the joy! The nine months of patiently waiting; the thumb-twiddling; the trying to appear nonchalant while feeling secretly horrified at the sight of instruments of torture....03/10/2006 http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/Down-and-out-in-Walthamstow.aspx http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/Do-the-zombie.aspx Fatherhood sneaks up on you. It punches you square in the mush in the midst of the normal. In the supermarket, at the pub (some chance) YOU MUST BE RESPONSIBLE!01/11/2006 http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/Do-the-zombie.aspx http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/Airport-76.aspx The hidden cost of flying low-cost, high stress with a new baby in tow...17/11/2006 http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/Airport-76.aspx http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/Clean-and-Serene.-Betty-Ford-comes-to-Walthamstow.aspx I’ve polished my shoes, coiffed my hair (it didn’t take long), dug out the wedding suit. The reason? It’s christening time for newly minted daughter. 12/12/2006 http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/Clean-and-Serene.-Betty-Ford-comes-to-Walthamstow.aspx http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/My-Baby-Knows-Quantum-Physics-.aspx I've been wondering whether babies have the power to alter the fabric of time. Using my new (dubiously un-scientific) theory I calculate I've lost five whole days since August 2006. 22/03/2007 http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/My-Baby-Knows-Quantum-Physics-.aspx http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/Will-Work-for-Food-and-Possibly-Nursery-Place.aspx Well now, it’s been a while since my last post. What with house decorating, tickling baby and watching Heroes (the best thing on telly, after Entourage, of course) 17/05/2007 http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/Will-Work-for-Food-and-Possibly-Nursery-Place.aspx http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/My-name-is-Gracie,-I-am-one,-and-I-have-some-issues-I'd-like-to-discuss.aspx Now that I am big, I have written an open letter to my Daddy. And a list. I hope he's ready for them....15/08/2007 http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/My-name-is-Gracie,-I-am-one,-and-I-have-some-issues-I'd-like-to-discuss.aspx http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/I-miss-my-Grandpa.aspx "My Grandad Jack went to heaven recently. I am a little sad about this....17/10/2007 http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/I-miss-my-Grandpa.aspx http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/Ibiza-here-we-come-.aspx I’ve had to take it all back. The gentle ribbing, guffawing and outright pointing, as well as the laughing at other people's summer misfortune... 22/01/2008 http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/Ibiza-here-we-come-.aspx http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/And-then-there’s-the-dancing.aspx White suit, yep. Platform shoes, yep. Shirt that looks like you’ve had a scrap in a paint factory, yep. Small, portable child. Yep. The date for public humiliation is set. September it is. I have signed on to expose myself (not literally, nice child welfare people) and my devastating moves in public. Oh dear...27/05/2008 http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/And-then-there’s-the-dancing.aspx http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/Viva-la-revoltion.aspx Things I now know about long haul flights and holidays in Cuba...01/09/2008 http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/Viva-la-revoltion.aspx http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/Credit-crunch-baby.aspx Roy's money saving tips for Christmas games (please, do not try these at home...).01/12/2008 http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/Credit-crunch-baby.aspx http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/Boyz-to-Men-Or-er-Girls-.aspx When do you officially draw the line between having a baby and having a toddler? 12/02/2009 http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/Boyz-to-Men-Or-er-Girls-.aspx http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/Big-trouble-in-little-China.aspx Yes, it’s time to make the leap to the Big Room at Nursery. 15/07/2009 http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Community/Blogs/Roy/Big-trouble-in-little-China.aspx